Height of Randomness!

The apple was hot as a cake

I never knew I could bake

A crow shat on my head

My room's purple,even my bed

I sought some refuge

It started to pour

The rain at night

Is never a bore

The horse sat down

Thats funny coz they never do

the birds flew

Jumbled and scrambled

Do you like honey dew?

Biscuits and tea are served

Would you like milk or sugar?

I like my coffee cold

But my hand feels numb

Can you hear the thunder?

I wore a red dress

Never looked prettier

Oh yes, you are funnier

Have I been here before?

No ma'am, never

Can you sit in my chair?

Park the car downstairs

Will you be here on the 17th?

Yes, my calendar is free

Wait! The sun just set

Lets eat ice cream

The car is in the driveway

There is nobody on the swing

I like bubblegum when its pink

She told me a secret

But she told everyone else

Can you hoist a flag

And be a pirate too?

My bag is yellow

The flush doesn't work

My carpet's green

Do you like Charlie Sheen?

The Titanic sunk

but the movie was awesome

So kudos to you James Cameron

I love chatting

Can you smell my hair?

Dont wear your shoes

Come home at midnight

The pumpkin's too thick

Will you have some pie?

I tied a donkey to your back

You're a fool and an ass

There is nothing like cheese

Can you spot my lucky coin?

Have you heard this song?

I have a toothache

Red blue green yellow

The crocodile ate my Jell-o

The charging is done

Leave the sidewalk

Can you hear me?

Screaming inside your head

Are you deaf and dead?

Leave no mess behind

You have no pain

Just laugh and laugh your day

Through and through

The ship has sailed

Wanna catch its tail?

Throw yourself in a river

kick and swim

Is it hot in here?

I can't keep my feet in

Do you have a plane?

The stars play a game

Sit and stare

Ramble and blabber

I cant hear you

The apple is cold

the bread is stale

Will you be my playmate?

I love the sky

black and blue

Sit on top

Wear a coat

Is that Shakespeare you quote?

The spider's web

A tangled mess

Plastic bags

You hate wars

Did your sister call?

Does this come in peach?

Lighting, one..two..three..

Thunder, thunder, thunder

Try and breathe

Hug and complete

This journey you started

Now for the retreat

Dance and sway to the beats!

Hear that loud and clear

The fog and mist in your ear

Close your eyes and listen

A thousand thoughts your heart has spoken.